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  While being photographed, raise your chin and squint your eyes to appear more like a microwave, the appliance voted most appealing to every opposite sex.

  Use paper clips.

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  Keaton Patti is a writer and a co-median and a Keaton Patti. He was born in a year made famous by a calendar. As a pre-adult he was bitten by an overly personal computer. This delivered him the ability to force a bot to contribute to society, and is how he invented the Earth’s first content. The biting computer did not attend jail despite evidence and laws. It is still at large. It should be at very small.

  When he is not forcing a bot, he is on the internet searching for a way off the internet. You can follow him online if you are fast enough on websites.

  This is Keaton’s first literature. After learning libraries were not fictional, he knew he had to add to the silent orgy of shelved pages. He possesses much joy to put “Author of a Readable Book” on his list of accomplishment. He has threatened to write additional literatures in the future.

  He currently exists in New York’s City where he lives in a pigeon.

  I Forced a Bot to Write This Book copyright © 2020 by Keaton Patti. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of reprints in the context of reviews.

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  ISBN: 978-1-5248-6839-0

  Library of Congress Control Number: 2020936634

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